She probably doesn’t. Celebs use diuretics to get rid of water bloat before an appearance like this. And to avoid the problem of having to pee while rigged into one of these outfits. If she took that outfit off, she'd need a team of people to tape her breasts into it again, and touch up the hair and makeup. » 5/04/15 10:20am Yesterday 10:20am

Serious question: Do you ever have enjoyable spontaneous sex, or do you both shower before any contact? I'm not even close to being a germophobe and it'll occur to me that things aren't perfectly clean but I shrug it off because I'll eat food off the floor, so... But I really wonder how people with real germ issues… » 5/02/15 9:04pm Saturday 9:04pm

A few months ago, we received a panicked call from our neighbor. Apparently our gerbils had gotten loose and one had found its way into her apartment. Her cats were interested enough to watch it scurry but made no effort to chase it or eat it. » 5/02/15 8:44am Saturday 8:44am

You guys are forgetting all the Woody Allen movies in which an old dude DOESN’T fall in love with an ingenue. Blue Jasmine, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Midnight in Paris, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Alice... » 4/29/15 6:16pm Wednesday 6:16pm

Unless... it’s a woman doing the assaulting. Don’t get me wrong, I was thinking the same thing as you. Prisons don’t really care about prisoners being assaulted by COs, right? But maybe they think a woman doesn’t have the right to join the Beat Up Prisoners Club. » 4/29/15 10:04am Wednesday 10:04am